I'm just a boy, on his first birthday, enjoying the great outdoors.
Yes, that is a screened in porch behind me, but the great outdoors nonetheless. Plus I'm sitting in my sister's chair and she doesn't even know it 'cause she's still sleeping. Seriously, look at this thing - missing slats, paint chipping away - you just know there are splinters. And check out the fishing pole... think this thing was made for kids 3 and under? I think not.
I'm pretty sure I heard something about cake too, whatever that is.
Yeah. I get the feeling that today is gonna be good. Very good.