Coffee table removed? Check
Table lamps and cords unreachable? Check
Outlets plugged? Check
Baby gate to laundry/garbage/cat food closed? Check
Bathroom door closed? Check
Kitchen cabinets/drawers latched? Check
Front and back doors locked? Check
Playroom gate closed? Check
All chokable big kid toys in playroom? Check
Jack? Jack? Has anyone seen Jack?
Duh. I'm right here in the new, empty, non-baby proofed T.V. cabinet.