Some funny southern sayings I first heard from Jay. Just a few of the many reasons I fell in love with him...
On being bow-legged:
Couldn't catch a hog in a ditch
On having buck teeth:
Could eat corn through a chain link fence
On being long-winded:
Ask him for the time and he'll tell you how to build a watch
On making things difficult:
That's like reaching up a pig's bum (except not G rated) for a ham sandwich
And perhaps one of the funniest sayings I've heard came from Paula Deen in the opening line of one of her cooking shows:
Y'all, I've been busier than a cat trying to cover it up.