Saturday, May 31, 2008

Baby Proofing 101

Stair gate closed? Check
Coffee table removed? Check
Table lamps and cords unreachable? Check
Outlets plugged? Check
Baby gate to laundry/garbage/cat food closed? Check
Bathroom door closed? Check
Kitchen cabinets/drawers latched? Check
Front and back doors locked? Check
Playroom gate closed? Check
All chokable big kid toys in playroom? Check

Perfect. Now…

Jack? Jack? Has anyone seen Jack?

Duh. I'm right here in the new, empty, non-baby proofed T.V. cabinet.

Now if you'll excuse me...

I'll be in my office if you need me.

Great. Those girls are screaming again. Does this thing come in sound proof?

1 comment:

George said...

At least youcan see where he is. Could you imagine if you couldn't find him for a long time and he was in there? Scary!