Until then, I will take pictures of his misery and post them on a blog like a good mommy!
This is what I call the upside down Elvis:
Today it mostly comes along with "my eyes hurt" and "my nose is wunning" but in general, it means he's moved beyond basic terrible two whining and now means business. I've been trying to capture it for a while but he's been quick to catch on. This was last night when I was able to catch a mini drive-by version:
When I took the first picture, Jack asked if he could see it and let out a big congested laugh. Then he said "dat make-ah me happy." Just doing my job, kid.